Life ruiners guide to ruining lives - Lesson #18: Lunge.

Life ruiners guide to ruining lives - Lesson #17: You see this dog? You see how tiny he is? Go take him for a walk right now. 

Life ruiners guide to ruining lives - Lesson #16: Be the most adorable wannabe rockstar ever stick out your tongue & throw up the devil horns at every available opportunity.

Life ruiners guide to ruining lives - Lesson #15: Develop a bromance with every male friend you have. Two penises are always better than one. It isn’t gay if it’s in a three way, fellas.

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Life ruiners guide to ruining lives - Lesson #14: Talk a lot about how much you fucking love your mom & take her to classy award shows with you. You hear that sound? Yeah, it’s panties dropping all over the world.

Life ruiners guide to ruining lives - Lesson #13: Do as many late night interviews as possible. Turn up the adorable and bring out the preciousness.

Life ruiners guide to ruining lives - Lesson #12: Don’t worry about those bad hair choices you made it the past. Those crazy bitches will even love your fucking mullet.

Life ruiners guide to ruining lives - Lesson #11: Be expressive in your photos. You know you’ve hit it big when they start captioning your face. (THE MORE RIDICULOUS THE CAPTION THE BETTER.)

Life ruiners guide to ruining lives - Lesson #10: Be so utterly flawless that they will alternate between wanting to love you down & wanting to punch you in the face. If they tell you to “get out” “leave” or simply “no” you are doing it right.

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Life ruiners guide to ruining lives - Lesson #9: Speaking of guns, you better start pumping iron. If they see even one arm vein they cling to you like static.

Life ruiners guide to ruining lives - Lesson #8: Guns. Guns. Guns. Girls love a man who knows how to handle a weapon. Learn it & learn it good.

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Life ruiners guide to ruining lives - Lesson #7: If there is an infant in the room, hold and cuddle that baby like he/she was your own child. Their ovaries will not prevail against this.

Life ruiners guide to ruining lives - Lesson #6: Army & cop uniforms are like porn to them. Use & abuse people.

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Life ruiners guide to ruining lives - Lesson #5: Release as many photos of your “90s phase” as possible. Especially photos of your ‘boy band’ look.

Life ruiners guide to ruining lives - Lesson #4: Act like a total dork but still remain classy. Trust me they’ll love it.